December 2011
231 posts
November 2011
156 posts
Hilarious Condom Slogans
- Cover your stump before you hump
- Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
- When in doubt shroud you spout
- Don't be a loner, cover your boner
- You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong
- If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it
- If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
- It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
- If you slip between her thighs, condomize
- She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
- Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker
- Don't be a fool, cover up your tool
- A crank with armor, will never harm her
- If you really love her, wear a cover
- No glove, no love
- Wrap your whopper, then go bop her
- Cap your tinkle before you visit the fish wrinkle
- Save her cunt, from shit loads of spunk!
- Wrap your dill before you spill
- Dont be a Fool, wrap your tool
- Wrap that gator, no regrets later
- Wrap your meat and get her in the sheets!
- Don't forget the diaper when you're laying piper
- when you nail her accsessorize your sailor
- Put on a rubber before you sub her
- Don't trust Jesus cover your penis
- Dress him up before you mess her up
- Holster your Pistol before you whip her
- Before you bang cover your wang
- No matter what kind of meat you put in your sandwich you still have to wrap up your hoggie
- Put a cover on yer hammer then ram her and ram her
- Clothe the boner before you own her
- Before you make a disaster put the saftey on your blaster
- Protect your pole before you battle with the hole
- Bwahahahahaha @ if you slip between her thighs, condomize!!!
Staring at attractive people.
I’ll be staring at them like:
Then when they look back i’m like:
yes
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